It’s the whodunit that’s gripped the nation and in just a matter of days, we’ll discover who it was that killed EastEnders’ Lucy Beale. It’s a pretty big week for the long-running soap as it enters it’s thirtieth year and to celebrate there are a week of live episodes which will no doubt culminate in shocked gasps which are most likely to be heard all around the country as we find out exactly who it is that has blood on their hands. Bookies are taking bets and I have my own suspicions as to who it might be. It’s one of the biggest storylines to date.
However as every EastEnders fan will know, the show is well known for its mysteries and whodunits that are guaranteed to keep viewers tuning in to discover who the culprit was and their motives. Let’s not forget, the very first EastEnders scene involved the murder of Reg Cox. I think if Hercule Poirot lived on The Square he’d never be out of work with all the murders, shootings, thefts and other mayhem that takes place.
So as we reach the conclusion to what is going to be a classic Walford whodunit, I’m taking a look at what has been for me, some of the most memorable mysteries ever to occur on the Square, with some going practically as far back as the beginning of the show. They definitely had us on the edge of our seats!
1. FOWLER BREAK-IN
When Pauline and Arthur invited a group of their friends and family back to theirs, they weren’t expected to be greeted by the sight that awaited them: their home had been ransacked and the Christmas club fund that Arthur had recently withdrawn from the bank was gone. The question is, who could have done it?
As far as mysteries goes, this was pretty tame stuff. But then again it was back in the eighties when EastEnders was just getting warmed up. And far from it dragging on and on, the culprit was revealed within a couple of episodes as loveable Arthur Fowler who’d used the Christmas club money to pay for his daughter Michelle’s wedding and then staged the break-in to explain the missing money to all his friends, family, and neighbours. This incident lead to Arthur’s eventual breakdown and imprisonment.
2. WHO FATHERED MICHELLE FOWLER’S BABY?
Drama didn’t follow anyone around as much as it followed Michelle Fowler, and it all began when she got pregnant at sixteen and refused to name the father. This storyline occurred very early on for EastEnders and it is still one of the most memorable and still talked about today.
There were several characters who were in the frame for being the father of the future Vicki Fowler. On the day of the big reveal, viewers saw Andy O’Brien, Tony Carpenter, Den Watts, and Ali Osman hurridly getting into their vehicles and driving away – just as Michelle was on her way to the canal to meet the father. We knew it was one of the four; we just didn’t know which one.
Then a car appears at the canal and we see a man step out of it before going to open one of the rear doors – as Roly jumps out of the car. Yes, it was none other than Den Watts. Even though I’d watched these scenes the first time round, I was too young to understand the relevance of what I was watching (strange as it may seem, I innocently thought Michelle was having a chat with Sharon’s dad) but now I’m so glad that I got to witness this piece of soap history.
3. DEBBIE’S PHONE PEST
When Debbie Wilkins began getting obscene phone calls, she naturally didn’t know who could possibly behind them. Then she realized that the voice belonged to café owner Ali Osman. Her enraged boyfriend Andy wanted to storm over to Ali’s and have it out with them but Debbie had another idea: she was going to invite Ali and his wife Sue over for dinner and confront him about the calls. It was a very tense dinner as Sue worked out that Debbie and Andy were blaming Ali for the phone calls… and then the phone rang.
You guessed it – it was the phone pest. And a horrified Debbie realised that she had made a mistake and still didn’t know the identity of the person making the malicious calls.
It was during a visit from Debbie’s friend Naima that the identity of the caller was revealed. Naima had answered the phone when it rang and despite Debbie’s attempts to take the phone from her, Naima insisted on speaking to the caller herself. So she did – in Bengali.
The caller was none other than Naima’s husband Saeed.
I actually remember the scene where Saeed was exposed, as well as an earlier scene where Saeed was queuing up along with other residents to use the payphone in the laundrette which was already being occupied by Ali who was making an important phone call. Looking back it was probably to keep viewers guessing as to who the phone pest was.
4. WALFORD SERIAL ATTACKER
This was a storyline that particularly sticks out in my mind even though I was so young when it aired. In 1987 an unknown man was terrorising the women of Walford. He’d stalk them at night and there were references made by the characters of hearing about yet another woman being attacked. It wasn’t long before some of the Square’s residents were having close calls with the Walford attacker. Sue Osman had had an encounter with him, as had Sharon Watts but both had got away unharmed. In fact I remember the episode in which Sharon was almost attacked. I was watching it with some of my little friends and we all played detective: discussing who we thought the attacker might be and who could be his next victim.
Unfortunately Pat Wicks didn’t fare so well. She was brutally attacked and left for dead. Her ex-husband Pete became a suspect, but although he had a motive for attacking Pat, there was no reason why he should go after the other women.
Eventually the Walford attacker was caught when he tried to assault Debbie Wilkins after finding her alone in the laundrette. Unfortunately his capture was a bit of a let-down because instead of being a well-known or at least easily identifiable character, the attacker just turned out to be some random guy who I believe was called Oxley.
Still not bad for a soap that was pretty much just starting out.
5. MURDER OF EDDIE ROYAL
Ex-policeman Eddie Royle hadn’t been landlord of The Queen Vic for long when he had been found knifed to death in The Square’s gardens back in the early nineties. Dot stumbled across his body when she found Roly stranded in the Sqauare who led her to Eddie’s body. But what Dot didn’t know was that she wasn’t the first person to discover the dead body…
Viewers saw Clyde Tavernier standing over Eddie’s body with a knife in his hands before wiping the blood from his hands and fleeing. He then set about acting very suspiciously: tiptoeing back into his house so as not to alert his family to his presence before burning a shirt with Eddie’s blood on it – under the watchful eye of his grandfather Jules.
However Clyde was innocent. He’d found Eddie lying in the gardens and foolishly picked up the murder weapon thus incriminating himself. Not only that but Clyde also had a motive for killing Eddie after they fell out over a boxing betting scam. But then Eddie was hardly a popular man in The Square with a few of the residents including Grant and Sharon having a grudge against him.
Nick Cotton then told police that Clyde had killed Eddie causing a terrified Clyde to go on the run with his son Kofi, on-off girlfriend Michelle Fowler and her daughter Vicki.
Thankfully Mark’s friend Joe came forward and told police that he had seen Nick Cotton in the Square that night after watching the recovering drug addict shin down the drainpipe outside his bedroom window. It was clear – as I’m sure many people had long suspected – that Nick was Eddie’s killer.
But despite being arrested and tried for the murder, Nick was found not guilty due to lack of evidence, leaving him free to wreak havoc in the Square for years to come.
6. WHO SHOT PHIL MITCHELL?
Our very own version of the who shot JR saga was who shot Phil Mitchell – the first time back in 2001. And with the number of Square residents who he’d rubbed up the wrong way, it could have been anyone. On the evening he got shot, a very drunken Phil was irritated by what he thought were kids playing knock down ginger. So he went outside and hollered in typical Phil fashion that if they did it again, he’d tan their backsides. Then as he turned around to walk back inside he was shot in the back. But before losing consciousness, Phil caught a glimpse of his assassin fleeing… and we all waited until Phil was out of hospital for that humdinger of an episode where Phil confronted the person who shot him.
Steve Owen, Lisa Shaw, Dan Sullivan, and Ian Beale were all suspects – but it turned out that it was little Lisa who pulled the trigger.
7. DENNIS RICKMAN’S KILLER
I had the biggest crush ever on Dennis Rickman, so I was absolutely heartbroken when he was killed off in 2005, especially as it was in an extremely brutal manner. I remember my sisters, who were massive Dennis fans too could hardly bear to watch the episode where Dennis died.
After marrying Sharon, the woman of his dreams, the newlyweds were thrilled beyond belief to discover that they were going to have the one thing that they didn’t think was possible – a baby. I still remember the scene where Sharon broke the news to Dennis and how jubilant they both were.
But sadly their happiness wasn’t to last. Johnny Allen, furious with Dennis for having crossed him, threatened Sharon and told her that if she and Dennis didn’t leave Walford before the new year, her baby was going to grow up without a father. Sharon managed to talk Dennis into leaving for a new life in America but on the day they were due to leave, Phil Mitchell told Dennis that Johnny Allen attacked and threatened Sharon, and that he was responsible for killing Dennis’s friend Andy Hunter. A furious Dennis goes over to Johnny’s, where he beats him half to death. But then Dennis made the mistake of throwing Johnny a phone so that he could call for help, thinking it wouldn’t matter as he and Sharon would be long gone by the time help arrived.
But Johnny didn’t call for an ambulance; he called for someone to take care of Dennis in revenge for the vicious attack. As Dennis and Sharon looked for each other among the crowds of New Year’s Eve’s revellers, they caught sight of each other – and as they did so, someone brutally stabbed Dennis leaving him to die in a hysterical Sharon’s arms.
It was in Spring 2006 that we found out that the man hired to kill Dennis was Alfie Moon’s second cousin Danny.
8. FATHER OF LAURA BEALE’S BABY
Laura, the third Mrs. Ian Beale was ecstatic when she discovered that she was pregnant with her much longed-for baby. In her excitement she got caught up in babymania and failed to notice that husband Ian wasn’t exactly doing cartwheels – although he did a good enough job of pretending to be happy. The reason? Ian knew that the baby wasn’t his as he’d secretly had a vasectomy. And not willing to bring up another man’s child as his own, Ian was biding his time until he could exact his revenge on Laura.
He conned Laura into signing over her share of the business to him, and then on Christmas Day Ian revealed that he knew that Laura had cheated on him and that he’d had a vasectomy so he couldn’t possibly be the baby’s father. Then Ian threw Laura out of their home – much to the disgust of Ian’s young daughter, Lucy.
Meanwhile Laura had been genuinely certain that Ian was the baby’s father and had no reason to believe any different – until she recalled a drunken one-night stand. So she notified the man in question that he was about to become a dad. The man was a very shocked and very married Gary Hobbs!
But the shocks didn’t stop there…
After his arrival, baby Bobby was in need of a blood transfusion. Tests showed that Gary wasn’t the father…
…it was Ian Beale!
9. GEORGE TROTT’S FATHER
It was the storyline that kept EastEnders’ fans guessing for nine months: who was the father of Heather Trott’s baby? Just hours after giving birth to a baby boy, who Heather named George Michael Trott, she then made a phone call to let an unsuspecting man know that he had just become a father. And in typical EastEnders style four men – Billy Mitchell, Darren Miller, Phil Mitchell and Minty Peterson – were seen getting calls.
I didn’t get to see the episode when it first aired in which the identity of George’s father was revealed. Instead it was left to my sister to tell me that Darren Miller was George’s dad. It’s a good job I’m not a betting person as my money would have been on Heather’s ex-husband, Minty Peterson.
10. WHO KILLED ARCHIE MITCHELL
This was the last big whodunit before it was topped by the Lucy Beale saga. And just like the episodes which are going to air this week on EastEnders, Archie Mitchell’s killer was unmasked during the show’s first ever live episode as part of EastEnders’ twenty fifth anniversary celebrations.
Over the years, we’d heard a lot about ‘Daad’s bruvver, Archie’ from the Mitchell clan, but it’s only when he appeared on screen that viewers saw what a thoroughly unlikeable character he was. A philanderer, liar, control freak, rapist and trouble maker, Archie Mitchell made a lot of enemies – especially among his own family. His daughter Ronnie, in particular, hated her father for forcing her to give her baby up for adoption.
Archie was killed on Christmas Day 2009 when he was hit over the head with the bust of the Queen Victoria. There were many possible suspects including Ian Beale, Bradley Branning, Ryan Malloy, Stacey Branning, and practically the entire Mitchell family. During the live episode, it appeared that the murderer was a panic-stricken Bradly who was fleeing from the police and was killed as he fell from the roof.
The murderer turned out to be Bradley’s wife Stacey.
And this Thursday, another EastEnders mystery will be solved…
Here’s to another thirty years of murder, mystery and suspense on the Square.